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It’s a (dull) Friday afternoon

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I can’t believe it actually came to this, but via The Other Side of Normal, I found some things to take up about five minutes of my time:

  1. Nope.
  2. My blog is 1.75 percent badass.
  3. I’m far from being an (internet) idiot.
  4. Most people I link to on my blog love me back.
  5. I’d make more than $1,000 a day if I were a porn day.
  6. Sorry.
  7. I’m broke.
  8. I don’t do physical labor.
  9. See above.
  10. Embarrassing pictures of me don’t exist… in “I really really really wish that were true” land.
  11. I’d feel like a real creep if I did that. I’ll consider it.
  12. I don’t know what perogies are and I wouldn’t make cabbage rolls even if I knew how.
  13. And I haven’t written poetry since I was forced to in a creative writing class my sophomore year at WSU. Poetry has since lost its appeal.
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Written by Kaci Johanna

October 25, 2008 at 12:05 am

Posted in Etcetera

One Response

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  1. That’s 5 minutes of your life I just stole…!

    Now I’m going to spend it on watching Japanese people do karaoke on YouTube.

    Poobomber

    October 25, 2008 at 3:01 am


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